The time my alligator tour guide in Edmonton got mad at a Canada goose
Last summer I booked one of those riverboat tours on the North Saskatchewan, thinking we'd spot some cool wildlife, but our guide kept ranting about how a goose stole his sandwich three days in a row near the Low Level Bridge. Mid-sentence, a goose actually landed on the boat rail and hissed at his cooler, and the guy just threw his clipboard into the water and started clapping at it. Has anyone else had a tour in this city where the guide totally lost it over something ridiculous, or did I just hit the jackpot?
Did your guide at least finish the tour or did he just keep clapping till you turned back? My buddy took one of those riverboat things last spring and their guide had a whole feud going with a beaver near the Walterdale Bridge. Apparently the beaver chewed through the rope they used to tie up the boat one morning, so every time they passed that spot the guy would glare at the bank and mutter stuff under his breath. He never threw anything though, so your goose guy sounds like a whole different level of fed up. Three sandwiches in three days is a lot to lose, so I kind of get the meltdown.