That $1.25 can of biscuits turned into a 3 hour cleanup at 2AM

I grabbed a can of those cheap Pillsbury-style biscuits from Dollar Tree last night, figured I'd finally try the breakfast casserole trick everyone posts. Popped the tube and it exploded like a confetti cannon, dough slapped the ceiling fan and flung chunks all over my kitchen in Wichita. I spent until 2AM scraping dried dough off the light fixtures and cabinet tops with a putty knife, meanwhile my cat kept licking the raw pieces off the floor. Anyone else ever fight a rogue biscuit can, or am I just cursed with bad luck?

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the_barbara1mo ago

Pillsbury canned dough actually says pop with the seam facing away. Just saying.